it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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