Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just pee around me
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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