I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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