My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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