She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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