I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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