does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
