she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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