Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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