So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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