well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Randomize
