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He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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