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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
You left your phone here
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