He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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