butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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