she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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