Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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