she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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