We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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