is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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