Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Hippo gnu deer
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
you never un-have a 4some
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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