i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
sex in a hospital.. check
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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