i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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