I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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