with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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