you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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