and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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