apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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