and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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