why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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