Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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