Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
