I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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