dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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