I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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