she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
