Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
We need to rekindle our bromance
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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