You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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