Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
