I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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