Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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