gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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