Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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