How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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