Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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