What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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