she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize