Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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