I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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