I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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