I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I wish i was in the wii world.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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