I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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