fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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