Only a mothe r could love this liver
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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